This is for them 20-somethings

Time really moves fast, you were just sixteen

This is for them 30-somethings

That didn't turn out exactly how your mom and dad wanted you to be

This is for them 40-somethings

Well, raise up your glass and laugh like a motherfucker

This is for them 50-somethings

Hell, you're halfway there, baby, take it to the head

Mom and Dad tried to hide the world

Said the world's just too big for a little girl

Eyes wide open, can't you see?

I had my first heels by the age of 13

Mom and Dad tried to hide the boys

I swear that just made 'em want me more

At 14, they asked me what I wanna be

I said, "Baby, 21, so I get me a drink"

I'm not a teacher, babe, but I can teach you somethin'

Not a preacher, but we can pray if you wanna

Ain't a doctor, but I can make you feel better

But I'm great at writing physical love letters

I'm a freak, all day, all night

Hot, top, flight, boy I'm out of sight

And I'm crazy, all day, all night

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh (Schoolin' life)

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh (Schoolin' life)

This is for them pretty somethings

Living in the fast lane, see you when you crash, babe

This is for them sexy somethings

That body ain't gon' always get you out of everything

This is for them bitter somethings

Stop living in regret, baby, it's not over yet

And this is for them chipper somethings

That's high on life, baby, put me on your flight

I'm not a teacher, babe, but I can teach you somethin'

Not a preacher, but we can pray if you wanna

Ain't a doctor, but I can make you feel better

But I'm great at writing physical love letters

I'm a freak, all day, all night

Hot, top, flight, boy I'm out of sight

And I'm crazy, all day, all night

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh (Schoolin' life)

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh (Schoolin' life)

You know it costs to be the boss

One day you'll run the town

For now make your life what you decide

Baby, party 'til the fire marshals shut this sucks down

I'm not a teacher, babe, but I can teach you somethin'

Not a preacher, but we can pray if you wanna

Ain't a doctor, but I can make you feel better

But I'm great at writing physical love letters

I'm a freak, all day, all night

Hot, top, flight, boy I'm out of sight

And I'm crazy, all day, all night

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

(Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?) Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

(Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?) Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

There's not a real way to live this, for real

Just remember to stay relentless

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Don't stop running until it's finished

Yeah, yeah

It's up to you, the rest is unwritten

Hey, hey, hey