Flashing lots of cash and spending lots-o-loot

He's sitting at the bar – then he's sitting at the booth

Across the dance floor he does scoot

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

The caboose that could he goes toot toot

Been known to gag and sometimes puke

A very good friend of Granny Goose

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Skinny sweaty man in the green suit

He's half man and half cartoon

But a good buddy don't be confused

He's full blooded looney tune

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Face to face with the man in the moon

His family doctor is Doctor Seuss

If you catch him in your soup please don't shoot

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Skinny sweaty man in the green suit

He was new in town

A free wheelin' clown

A very funny young duke

Hanging under the roof

Of a place in time

United sound

He'll play a little guitar sing a few blues

He's the kind-a-guy that you can't refuse

Despite the fact that he's no brute

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Strike the magic groove make him jerk and move

Like an eight legged freak in snake skin boots

Coming soon to a theatre near you

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Skinny sweaty man in the green suit