[DJ EZ Dick (Jewell):]

(Oh, baby, do you)

That's right, that's right, do yo' thang baby, do yo' thang, huh

(Smoke enough, smoke enough, smoke enough) Ahaha, yeah

(Smoke enough bud?)

And it don't quit, but, bitch, please get yo' hand off my grip

(I gotta know) Now that's right

And it don't stop right here on W-Balls, nothin' but a come up

The real Macadoshis, the real McCoy, that's right, DJ EZ Dick

This one is strictly for the pimps, players, true money makers

Nothin' but a players ball right here on W-Balls, pimp fun under the sun

That's right, we doin' it live with Soopafly, Too $horty, and my main man Doggy Dogg

[Soopafly:]

I had this bitch locked on to me like she was way too clever

Man, Soopafly never ever ever

Fell for the do-low, and you know I'm

Too swift on my toes and it gives a pose

It's too much for me to be givin' to you

Uh, all I'm givin' is some dick in you

Now she agreed (Uh), I told the bitch to blaze the weed

Now she blazed it (Uh), but that ain't all she blew

Hey, I got knocked off on the bar

In my room, got knocked off in the car, uh

Gave it to me until I reached my peak

Baby flipped, talkin' 'bout lovin' me in the week

I said, "That's too damn quick and that's too damn fast

You've been givin' up too much cock and givin' up too much ass

Nah, nah, nah, you ain't gettin' me like that"

Soopafly ain't even called the bitch back

Ever since she tripped I went on one

Stepped in the club, caught me a home run

Baby was bad and all, she said, "Give me a call"

I wanted to break that bitch like a law

Picked her up at the bus stop, she was soft and smooth

Talkin' 'bout what could pop out and hit the groove

Then she said somethin' about the cost

Man, that same bus stop is where I dropped

That bitch back the fuck off

You can't ride my bird, so I kicked that bitch to the curb

You best to believe (Uh)

You ain't got no trick up your sleeve that can get with your weave

You thought you had my grip

(Now, check this out, you horny trick ass biatch!)

But Soopafly never ever slips

(Oh, man, I'm way too cool, girl)

You thought you had my cash

Nah, baby (That's my money!)

'Til I turned around and whooped yo' ass

Like a pimp, and that's for real

[Snoop Dogg:]

I came through in a zoot suit, pin stripe, lookin' too cute

Tryin' to get my shoot on, so I'ma scoot on

Over to the next bitch, say her name is Texas (Texas)

She fly, but she wasn't the sexiest

She had a ho with her named 'Bama, short for Alabama

A big bad mama jama, now look here

I like big bitches ('Kay), 'cause they large (Uh-huh, uh)

And big bitches always take charge

Wanna grab a skinny nigga like Snoop Dogg

'Cause you like it tall, go and work it, baby doll (Baby doll)

Now a great big girl got a hell of a grip to grab a hold of

Got a lot of cash for a little love

All they wanna do is take you down to the mall

Floss a little bit and get a T-shirt that say "Ms. Snoop Dogg"

I don't see a goddamn thang

That's stoppin' you from buyin' me that goddamn ring

It'd look nice on my finger, I'ma buy you a zinger

'Cause you make me feel like a real hip hop singer

Your homegirl, bring her, 'cause I've been dyin' to meet her

You know I won't cheat her, don't mistreat her

She only get the dick, I'll never ever eat her

But I'll drop her ass, 'cause you know I don't need her

Shit, it was fun while it lasted

You know what they say, "Big things come in small packages, baby"

You thought you had my grip

But Snoop Dogg never ever slips

You thought you had my cash

Until I turned around and whooped yo' ass

Trick biatch

[Too $hort (Snoop Dogg):]

I said, biatch, what are you smokin'?

A big fat dick comin' from East Oakland

There must be some kind of misunderstandin'

Hit the parking lot, bitch, I'll be standin' by the Benz

You think a nigga rich, bitch

Gold diggin' tramps tryin' to get with this dick

For all the wrong reasons

Niggas ain't trickin' durin' pimp season

But you still jumped your fast ass in anyway

If any other nigga picked you up, it'd be payday

I rolled to my house with the bitch

(What'd you do, $hort?) Introduced her mouth to my dick

"How you doin'?"

Glad to meet ya, make yourself comfortable

You fuckin' with a dog, bitch, you ain't finna come up, ho

So you might as well enjoy the ride

And serve this nigga from the Eastside (Eastside)

Not much for the game that I'm sellin'

Ain't no tellin' like Jack told Helen

I know sex sells, but I'ma tell you though

Can't spend on shit that ain't valuable

Fucked all night, woke up the next mornin'

Told her, "I'm a pimp," but the bitch kept on

Wantin' me to do somethin' for the time she spent (Hahahaha)

It's funny, 'cause now she can't find the rent money

[Snoop Dogg (Too $hort):]

You thought you had my grip

But Too $hort never ever slips

You thought you had my cash

Until I turned around and whooped yo' ass

(Check this out) Trick biatch, biatch

[Too $hort:]

I got family members, homeboys

Motherfuckers I look out way before you