When daddy sings

Hes an auctioneer, auctioneer

And mother clings to anniversaries

And his sister, she's got a little bit of mister in her

And her brothers goin round, round, round his bed

And I said, and I say

I say, well believe what I say

I said, did I, did I, fool ya, fool ya

Well didn't daddy fool ya?

He sang once and a goin twice

Hes gone for 35 or 40

And he go, once and a goin twice

Hes gone for 35... Sold to the middle line

They go once and a goin twice

And ain't it nice?

And oh lord they made it up to 65

They go once and a goin twice

And ain't it nice? Ain't it nice oh ain't it nice?

... Said ain't it nice for the price?

I said I got a nice life for the price is right

Body rock, rody bock

And they boss, said a come on down, down, down

Said come on down

You're the next big winner

So come on down

Oh oh oh

But I, but I, I said I

I give and give and I lay it all down now

Well look what I've found

I give and give

I said I give and give and I lay it all down

Now look what I've found, ah look what I've found

Blue skies, they're smiling at me

And that's my favorite melody

But I can't read and I can't read and

I can't read between the things unseen

And I don't mind and I don't mind and I don't mind

If I don't find because I've tried

I'm absolutely definite

Absolutely positive

Absolutely definitely positive

I'm absolutely definite

Absolutely positive

Absolutely definitely positive

I'm absolutely definite

Absolutely positive

Absolutely definitely positive

And I'm absolutely definite

Absolutely positive

Absolutely definitely positively represented

So I, why why, oh-ma why the bother with it all?

Did I, did I fool ya?

Well didn't Daddy fool ya

He sang once and a goin twice

Hes gone for 35 or 40

And he go, once and a goin twice

Hes gone for 45 or 50

They go once and a goin twice

He gone to 55, oh maybe gonna make it up to 65

They go once and a goin twice

And ain't it, ain't it nice? Ain't it nice price-wise?

I said I got a nice life for the price

Oh lord, little boy, little boy