If you go, they'll say you're following

If you don't, then you're too good for them

If you smile, you must be ignorant

If you don't, what's your problem?

If you're down, so ungrateful

And if you're happy, why so selfish?

And, you can't win, no

You can't win, no

The one who doesn't quite fit in

Underdressed under your skin, oh

A walking disaster

Every time you try to fly, you end up falling out of line, oh

You can't, you can't win, no

If you're thin, poor little walking disease

If you're not, they're all screaming obese

If you're straight, why aren't you married yet?

If you're gay, why aren't you wavin' a flag?

If it's wrong, you're nailing it

If it's right, you always miss

You can't win, no

You can't win, no

The one who doesn't quite fit in

Underdressed under your skin, oh

A walking disaster

Every time you try to fly, you end up falling out of line, oh

You can't, you can't win, no

And you try, you try so hard

But it's wearing on your heart

And you play, you play the game

But you pay, you pay for it

You can't win, no

You can't win no

If you speak, you'll only piss 'em off

If you don't, you're another robot

If you stop, they'll just say you quit

If you don't, you might lose your shh

You can't win, no

You can't win, no

You can't win, no

The one who doesn't quite fit in

Underdressed under your skin, oh

A walking disaster

Every time you try to fly, you end up falling out of line, oh

You can't, you can't win, no (Can't win)

The one who doesn't quite fit in

Underdressed under your skin, oh

A walking disaster (If you won't)

Every time you try to fly, you end up falling out of line, oh

You can't, you can't win, no (You know you won't)

You can't, you can't win

You can't, you can't win

Oh, you're not