A long, long, long, long time ago

Before the wind, before the snow

Lived a man, lived a man I know

Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

"Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me!

Sometimes I find I need to scream"

He's a freak of nature, but we love him so

He's a freak of nature, but we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden

Standing there with my hard on bleedin'

There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen

Good God no, that would be treason

Believe me, Eve, she gave good reason

Booty looking too good not to be squeezin'

Creamy beaver hotter than a fever

I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver

I won't and I don't hang up until I please her

Makin' her feel like an over achiever

I take it away for a minute just to tease her

Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (He's the man that I met one time)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (He's the man that left me blind)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (He's the man, he's the man, he's the man)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (Yeah)

He's a freak of nature, but we love him so

He's a freak of nature, but we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile

She said get out and spread your legs

And then she tried to cop a feel

That cop she was all dressed in blue

Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you

She stuck my butt with her big black stick

I said "What's up? Now suck my dick"

Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb

She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand

On her crotch, so very warm

I could feel her getting wet through her uniform

Proppin' her up on the black and white

Unzipped and slipped, "Ooh, that's tight"

I swatted her like no swat team can

Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (I'm the man that you met one time)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (I'm the man that'll leave you blind)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

Hello young woman that I love

Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of

Hold me naked if you will

In your arms, in your legs, in your pussy, I'd kill

To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you

I love you

Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down

Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down

Descending waves of graceful pleasure

For your love, there is no measure

Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the funk will make me freak

If I should die before I waked

Allow me Lord to rock out naked

Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip

Calling up a little girl with a bull whip

Lickety split go snap "snap"

Girl gettin' off all in my lap

The tallest tree the sweetest sap

Blowin' my ass right off the map

Ooh and it's nice out here

I think I'll stay for a while