LA Lakers, fast break makers

Kings of the court, shake and bake all takers

Back to back is a badass fact

A claim that remains intact

M-A-G-I-C, see you on the court

Buck has come to play his way and his way is to thwart

M-A-G-I-C, Magic of the buck

Other teams pray for dreams

But he don't give a fuck

Penetrating the lane like a bullet train

Comes Magic blood a telepathic brain

Knucklehead suckers better duck

When the buck comes through like a truck

Scott stops, pops, and drops it in

On his way back, gets a little skin

From the hand of a man named AC Green

Slam so hard, break your TV screen

Worthy's hot with his tomahawk

Take it to the hole, make your mama talk

I hate to burst your bubble, but triple double trouble

Is comin' to your town and he's gonna make rubble

LA Lakers, fast break makers

Kings of the court, shake and bake all takers

Back to back is a badass fact, a claim that remains intact

M-A-G-I-C, I see your purple and gold

You can swim, but you won't get far

So you might as well go home

M-A-G-I-C in Buck we trust

Restoring order to the court, and justice is a must

Lakers are the team that I watch on the telly

'Cause they've got more moves than a bowl full of jelly

The buck stops here, pops, then cheers

A roar through the Forum that deafens my ears

The one and only known of his kind sits in a throne

Not for the records that he holds

But for bein' bald and bold

Kareem Abdul Jabbar, all-time great super, superstar

I hate to burst your bubble, but triple double trouble

Is comin' to your town and he's gonna make rubble

Does anybody want some (Magic Johnson?)

Does anybody want some (Magic Johnson?)

Does anybody want some (Magic Johnson?)

Does anybody want some (Magic Johnson?)

LA Lakers, fast break makers

Kings of the court, shake and bake all takers

Back to back is a badass fact, a claim that remains intact