This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I can't slow-dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too

It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown

Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha (Woo)

There's a tornado (There's a tornado)

In my city (In my city)

Hit the basement (Hit the basement)

That shit ain't pretty (That shit ain't pretty)

Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey)

'Cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin')

Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right

We heading to the dive bar we always thought was nice

Ooh, run me to the left

Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh

So park your Lexus (Hey, woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too

It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown

Don't be a—, come take it to the floor now, ooh

Take it to the floor now, ooh

Now I'ma need all my cowboys to the dancefloor (Hoops, spurs, boots)

To the floor now, ooh (Tuck, back, oops)

Get to the dancefloor

Woke up this mornin', my heart keeps racin' (Woo)

Straight to the bottom, we all need salvation (Come take it to the floor now, ooh)

Need you to end this drought, take me downtown

Gon' leave the truck, whiskey, baby

Let's get weak and (Weak and) wasted

Might as well just throw it all (Woo-woo)

And pony up, bitch, don't hold back on me

It's a rodeo, we gon' dosido (Hey)

Broke me in and then you take me home, huh

Give me all of your love, all of your sins

All of your fucks, pony up

Up to you, but it's boots on the ground

Sippin' on a Tennessee, spinnin' me around

I just see you with a whiskey

I'm drinkin' straight, baby, all day

It's a hell of a life

Baby, I just might

Throw a party for the whole damn town

Chasin' my sins away with brown, oh, oh, brown, oh, oh

I'ma need another round, round, round, round

One for me, one for my lover

Oh, oh, lover, oh, oh

Pony up and salute your town

Chasin' our sins away, way brown

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you

Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too

Furs, spurs, boots

(There's a whole lot of South comin' out of me, gettin' money and a whole lot of truth comin' out)

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