Dressed up for a big date

Like Halloween day but it was Fourth of July, now

A car crash with a suitcase and a painted face

She was one of a kind

She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella

And roller skates in bed

He rides the greyhound from his hometown

When he comes around, 'cause they don't let him drive, now

Mixed up as a milkshake

But make no mistake

Crash is looking like a star

You and me

We're invincible together

We can be oh so tragical, whatever

Dressed up just like Ziggy but he couldn't play guitar

Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars

Share a toothpick, trading lipstick

Watching traffic for days at the diner

Holding hands, making big plans

Playing Superman, he was wearing eyeliner

Another local legend and his longtime lucky charm

You and me

We're invincible together

We can be oh so tragical, whatever

All dressed up like Ziggy but he couldn't play guitar

Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars

They're drunk on love as you can get

Getting high on lust and cigarettes

Living life with no regrets

At least they're gonna try to fly

You and me

We're invincible together

We can be oh so tragical, whatever

We're Sid and Nancy

Fred and Ginger

Clyde and Bonnie

Liz and Richard

Kurt and Courtney

Bacall and Bogie

Jolting Joe and Ms. Monroe

Here's Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars

Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars