Melle Mel and Richard Hell were dancing at the Taco Bell

When someone heard a rebel yell, I think it was an infidel

Adam Ant and Robert Plant, defender of a psycho fan

And used to buy Ulysses Grant to record at the Record Plant

Islamabad is on the nod, Havana at the riot squad

And if you want to be a Mod, you'll have to meet me at the quad

You got the best of my loco

I'll take the rest of your showboat

You got the best of my Yoko

I'll take the rest of your low note

Parliament's Atomic Dog, their hats were filling up with fog

We talk about the life and death of everything in analog

The seventies were such a win, singing the Led Zeppelin

Lizzy lookin' mighty thin, the Thompsons had another twin

I thought I won the lottery, the numbers never thought of me

Ramones had a lobotomy, so spin me like a pottery

I will be your poster child

You know the world is ours for a little while

And then I will be your poster child tonight, ow

A funky piece, the Sandinista, me and minor Mona Lisa

Judas Priest has whipped the beast, the mother love was named Teresa

Bubble gum, I come bazooka, dirty dandy nana-looka

Smoke banana in your hookah, now I know the band is ruca

Bernie Mac and Caddyshack were dusty as the bric-a-brac

And if you ask me for the time, I'll tell you that the future's back

You got the best of my loco

I'll take the rest of your showboat

You got the best of my Yoko

I'll take the rest of your low note

Steve Miller and Duran Duran, the Joker dancing in the sand

Van Morrison, the Astral man, the festival of hurricanes

Speak of Chico and the Man, the silence of a certain lamb

MC5 kick out the jam, a poncho full of contraband

Dairy Queen was on the scene in every cutie magazine

The Motörhead and mystic queen, my misdemeanor Valvoline

I will be your poster child

You know the world is ours for a little while

And then I will be your poster child tonight

You got me on this

But then I can't get off

With no one else but you

You turn me on too

Well, then I can't get up, ooh

For no one else but you

Creem magazine, A Love Supreme, the ballad of a Billie Jean

And now we know the Status Quo, but God would never save the Queen

Dave Mushegain, Copenhagen, copper goose of Ronald Reagan

Dollar savers, Flavor Flav, the cosmic moves are power saving

And my fist a double kissed unlisted number purplemist and

Chubby Checker do the twist, and everyone's a narcissist

You got the best of my loco

I'll take the rest of your showboat

You got the best of my Yoko

I'll take the rest of your low note

The waterbed was takin' meds, a beaver with the house of red

A fatty for the Natty Dread, a pocket full of talking heads

M.I.A.'s making Paper Planes, addiction to the days of Janes

My stuff is made of Purple Rain, ten fingers in the lion's mane

Giant squid, Karate Kid, Sid Vicious in the Katie-did

The planet that we must forbid, the English speakers in Madrid

I will be your poster child

You know the world is ours for a little while

And then I will be your poster child tonight

I will be your poster child

You know the world is ours for a little while

And then I will be your poster child tonight